Crib swap: Paris / Chelsea, Hollywood / Upper Westside; how about St. Louis Park / Manhattan?

A tipster informs us that on Craigslist's swaps page, in addition to the requisite proposals to swap a local pad for some swanky Euro flat in Paris, London, and other Woody Allen locales, for a short time only we're sure, you can give up your place in NYC for...St. Louis...Park...Minnesota. That's right, the suburb we all knew America could build, a hot-spot if ever there was one.

And how do those simple-minded Mid-Westerners live, you ask?